When setting the table he narrates like he's overseeing a rocket launch: Napkin #1 is in position. Sheeeeeeew- Napkin #2 is now in position...
Me: Chase, what is your favorite dessert?
Chase: Chocolate.
Me: Like chocolate chips? Or chocolate cake? What kind of chocolate thing?
Chase: Anything chocolate. All of it.
Remember when we went to Tahoe and I got to eat those tiny, fruity donuts? (He meant lifesavers)
One Friday Ben came downstairs for breakfast in a T-shirt and shorts (they have casual friday's at work). Chase took one look at him and said, "Dad, are you sure you don't want to change before work?"
Chase: Aunt Heidi, can I skip my nap today?
Heidi: We have to ask your mom.
Chase: Actually Aunt Heid, my dad is home today so he's in charge.
They got new clothes from Nana for fall and Chase and Hudson were both wearing theirs for the first time on the same day we were going to babysit Nora.
Chase: Hey Mom, can you call aunt Kate and see if Nora can wear her new clothes too?
Me: Sure, in a minute bud, I'm kind of busy right now.
5 minutes pass
Chase: Hey mom? How are we coming on that text?
During Sunday dinner:
Aunt Heidi, can I tell you something? At my three year old birthday party I went to pee and when I came back all my ice cream had melted!!!!!
(And then we all died laughing. About the statement. And the fact that this is the first time he's brought this up when this apparently happened almost two years ago.)
Chase was recounting his beloved fish, Eater, may he rest in peace:
Chase: Hey Heidi do you know what it means to be heart broken?
Heidi: What does it mean Chase.
Chase: It means you just cry and cry until your mom offers you a cookie to feel better.