4.02.2015

Out of the mouth of Chase

After telling him he needed to take one more bite of his dinner, he puts his head down and under his breath says, "You have GOT to be kidding me!"

I came downstairs to find Chase trying to play and Hudson sitting on top of the toys Chase was playing with. Chase said, "Mom, a little help here! I'm just having a pwoblem with this baby!"

Heidi: What happened to your chin Chase?
Chase: Well I just built a bridge out of pillows and I tried to walk on it and I just fell. (shocking that the pillows didn't support his weight)
Heidi: Where did you get that idea from?
Chase: Oh I got it from facebook!
Heidi: Facebook?
Chase: Well, obviously I don't have a facebook.

Chase came running out of preschool and in the most excited voice said, "Did Hudson miss me?!" Then threw open the car door and cutely exclaimed "Well hi there Huds!"

Randomly in the car one day (right after he had a lesson in primary about how Heavenly Father made fish)- "Mom did you know that fish is good? It is mom! And so now we can go to Red Lobster! They have fish for little kids and just lobster for adults. Do you want to go to Red Lobster Huds? We can see if they have fish available!"
What the heck! He has their weird obsession with wanting to eat at Red Lobster and he's told many people about it. I am SO not a fish person and I'm not really even sure how he knows about Red Lobster, but he's sure intrigued.

At the museum another Mom came up and asked me if I was Chase's mom. She said she thought he was cute and that he kept asking her little girl to go on a date with him to the farm! In Chase's defense, a "date" in our house is any special little outing, like when Ben takes him to ice cream or something. Then later I overheard him saying to a random child "Hi! Do you want to be my construction friend? We are building something new today!"

While picking up toys Ben said, "Hey buddy, it looks like you are making good progress."
Chase: Yeah, progress is another word for earning back screen time!

While my mom was babysitting:
Nana: Okay Chase, it's time for bed!
Chase: No, my bedtime is at 8:00.
Nana: It's 8:06
Chase: Actually my bedtime is 8:07










2 comments:

  1. he cracks me up! wow some of the things he says! so funny!

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  2. I'm dying. "obviously I don't have a facebook..."

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