6.18.2015

Out of the Mouth of Hudson

I went in to get him after his nap and he looked up at me
Hudson: Leave me alone! I nap!
Me: Huds dinner is almost ready. Want to eat dinner?
Hudson: You go make dinner Mom! (and points me to the door)
then a few minutes later he yells out "Hey daddy! I still in my little crib! I ready to come out now!"

We've been swimming a lot lately and every single time Hudson sees me in my swimming suit he asks me why I'm naked. I keep trying to tell him that I'm not naked, I have a swim suit on, but he's insistent, "No mommy, you naked!"

I was trying to get a shirt on him for bed. He didn't want it on.
Me: Okay fine, you don't have to wear a shirt for bed.
Hudson: No! I want my shirt on!
Me: okay (try to put shirt on him, while he pushes it off)
Hudson: Daddy put my shirt on!
Me: (Call to Ben to come put his shirt on)
Hudson: No, I want Nana to put my shirt on!
Basically- neither of us care if/what shirt he wears, but he just really wanted to argue about it. If mom doesn't argue back, he'll just find a different argument :)

When he's mad he yells out "That's FAIR!" and then gets mad when we agree with him.

Two days in a row he has gotten out of the pool after about 30 minutes of swimming, removed his swim shorts (leaving his swim diaper on) and then gotten back in the pool. Then looked at me proudly and said, "I take my sh-worts off!" When I asked him why he responded, "they got wet." Sounds reasonable.

After a day of being very possessive about the watermelon (like not letting Chase have one single piece) and throwing fits about the most ridiculous things (like that he didn't want to make chocolate chip cookies?!) we finally got him into bed that night, but not without a few tantrums. After awhile we just shut our door and ignored him, knowing he was unreasonable and exhausted and would soon fall asleep. He was screaming "I WANT DADDY TO READ ME ANOTHER STORY!" and then suddenly it changed to "I WANT WATERMELON!" Repeated 20 times, and then complete silence as he drifted off to sleep. Just so you know if you randomly start screaming for watermelon from your crib at 9:30 pm your parents will just laugh at you.

One thing he's been saying a lot lately that is just so cute it the way he uses pronouns- he never uses him or her, only he and she. So he'll say "Daddy forgot he's lunch!" or "Mom sits in she's chair".  He also says "I sit in yours lap" all the time. We love it. It's darling.






1 comment:

  1. Well I'm obviously dying about the naked/swimsuit thing - is your swimsuit light pink or something? Or are you rocking some sort of barely there bikini?? I mean, I have had to do a couple double takes at the pool because it sure looks like people are naked there ;).

    Also, I wish people would laugh off my fatigue-induced ramblings and emotional meltdowns as well as you guys do Hudson's! I think that's a lame part of growing up...

    Also, Hudson just cracks me up. Please continue to document his hilarity!!

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