Hudson: Mom, who was the first ever American?
Me: Um...I'm not sure???
Hudson: You know, he stuck a feather in his hat and called it macaroni?
Me: Oh, Yankee Doodle?
Hudson: Yeah!
Chase: I'm hungry!
Hudson: Hi hungry! I'm Hudson!
In the car Davis was crying: "Davis is TICKED! And I am tocked. Tick tock tick tock."
Getting out of the car, Jazmyn always says "bye bye Hudsy!" to which he yelled one day, "I prefer Hudson!"
I picked him up from a day with Papa, during which he fell asleep on the car ride home and thus missed the promised treat of chocolate milk. When I picked him up he was still tired and a little prickly and yelled down the hall (where papa was): Papa promised to buy me a chocolate milk on the way home which HE DID NOOOOOT do!
He told Nana "Our old bishop got fired. Either that or he died." (the truth is that he got released and moved shortly thereafter)
One night at dinner I reminded Hudson over and over to eat his dinner. He kept basically not eating it. I finally scolded him for it and he looked at me with a totally straight face/bored expression and said "I'm just waiting for you to feed me."
"Fritters!" - his expletive of choice one day. Once Hudson figures out what swear words are, I'm sure he'll be using them. For now he just makes up his own. Personal favorites are "blasty" and "bum-it"
He was calling tiny things "choking blizzards" (instead of hazards)
"Mom, do all churches have Jesus?"
Me: No, a lot of churches believe in Jesus, but some other religions don't and believe in other things.
Huds: Like they believe that the Titanic still floats? And that Apollo 11 wasn't real?
(I'm fairly certain that no one has introduced the moon landing conspiracy to Hudson, but he actually brings it up quite often that some people don't believe in Apollo 11- included on this list is his 3 year old cousin Nora and Unky Nate. I have confirmed that neither one is a moon landing conspiracy theorist, but Hudson is sure otherwise.)
Hudson was explaining, in detail, his nursery class. "In general, I like to play with boys. But not in general, like in nursery, I like to play with girls. (And then explained why- the boys in his nursery class are fairly challenging/mean) Travin, he sits by the trash and he pulls trash out of the trash can! And Daniel---He's our mean one! He calls us chickens! And hits and kicks us! So I like to play with Leah and Nora. My friend Nora, the one with the two babies (as opposed to his cousin Nora "with just one baby") She likes to think before she does things!"
Nana: Hudson, do you like to think before you do things?
Hudson: Um....I don't, but I think I'm going to start.
To Davis one morning: Hey there chicken box!
Me: Why did you call him chicken box?
Hudson: Because he's just so cute!
(that explains everything)
Chase: An odd plus an odd is an even. And an even plus an even is an even. But an even plus an odd is an odd.
Hudson: So what is an odd plus a coco puff? And how about a coco puff plus an odd plus a coco puff? (Said with a twinkle in his eye that he knew he was being silly).
Me: Um...I'm not sure???
Hudson: You know, he stuck a feather in his hat and called it macaroni?
Me: Oh, Yankee Doodle?
Hudson: Yeah!
Chase: I'm hungry!
Hudson: Hi hungry! I'm Hudson!
In the car Davis was crying: "Davis is TICKED! And I am tocked. Tick tock tick tock."
Getting out of the car, Jazmyn always says "bye bye Hudsy!" to which he yelled one day, "I prefer Hudson!"
He told Nana "Our old bishop got fired. Either that or he died." (the truth is that he got released and moved shortly thereafter)
One night at dinner I reminded Hudson over and over to eat his dinner. He kept basically not eating it. I finally scolded him for it and he looked at me with a totally straight face/bored expression and said "I'm just waiting for you to feed me."
"Fritters!" - his expletive of choice one day. Once Hudson figures out what swear words are, I'm sure he'll be using them. For now he just makes up his own. Personal favorites are "blasty" and "bum-it"
He was calling tiny things "choking blizzards" (instead of hazards)
"Mom, do all churches have Jesus?"
Me: No, a lot of churches believe in Jesus, but some other religions don't and believe in other things.
Huds: Like they believe that the Titanic still floats? And that Apollo 11 wasn't real?
(I'm fairly certain that no one has introduced the moon landing conspiracy to Hudson, but he actually brings it up quite often that some people don't believe in Apollo 11- included on this list is his 3 year old cousin Nora and Unky Nate. I have confirmed that neither one is a moon landing conspiracy theorist, but Hudson is sure otherwise.)
Hudson was explaining, in detail, his nursery class. "In general, I like to play with boys. But not in general, like in nursery, I like to play with girls. (And then explained why- the boys in his nursery class are fairly challenging/mean) Travin, he sits by the trash and he pulls trash out of the trash can! And Daniel---He's our mean one! He calls us chickens! And hits and kicks us! So I like to play with Leah and Nora. My friend Nora, the one with the two babies (as opposed to his cousin Nora "with just one baby") She likes to think before she does things!"
Nana: Hudson, do you like to think before you do things?
Hudson: Um....I don't, but I think I'm going to start.
To Davis one morning: Hey there chicken box!
Me: Why did you call him chicken box?
Hudson: Because he's just so cute!
(that explains everything)
Chase: An odd plus an odd is an even. And an even plus an even is an even. But an even plus an odd is an odd.
Hudson: So what is an odd plus a coco puff? And how about a coco puff plus an odd plus a coco puff? (Said with a twinkle in his eye that he knew he was being silly).
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