Out of the Mouth of Davis

 Opening a hamburger: This is AWESOME!

Davis: Mom can we please go to Disneyland tomorrow?

Me: No buddy, we have to save up money first.

Davis: No! No mom! Don’t say those words. They hurt people’s feelings!

Dad says I can play on the google. But…don’t talk to him about it, okay?

After hitting the diving board in a back flip attempt gone wrong “That was just a very, very bad trick!”

Every morning he asks me “What are we having for dinner tonight?” Pretty much right away, first thing out of his mouth. And then he’s mad if the answer isn’t pizza. He proceeds to ask me the same question about 5 more times every day. And then “Then what’s for dinner tomorrow?”

I was helping Davis put on his jeans (skinny jeans) after swimming one day, and it was difficult to put on jeans and a still damp, wiggly child. He looked at me, with a totally sweet face and said, “Jesus Christ wants you to help me. Right mom? Jesus Christ wants moms and dads to help their kids put on jeans.”

After family prayer one night, he said with a furrowed brow as if really contemplating “So, God made our whole world right? So….he wouldn’t send aliens to destroy it? So…..we don’t need the autobots right?”

He got stung by a bee, which was so sad. As he was crying in my arms he kept saying “That was a bad, bad bee! That was a meanie bee! I was just trying to shoo it!”

He’s really into tattling on Lila. I hear frequently “Lila said soap words!” (What he calls bad words that equals him getting soap in his mouth, mostly hate or stupid) or “Lila is being rude-y”

He can’t wait for school to start. After buying school shirts he asked if he could start TOMORROW. I explained it was about a month away. He looked at me with a straight face and his wide open eyes and said, “So….Tomorrow?”

I was trying to get him to bed and he said he couldn’t go “because my tummy is feeling real showy!” When I asked for clarification he told me “My tummy just needs a show so it can be happy.”