Will: Chase, what did you ask Santa for for Christmas?
Chase: A Tombine. (Combine)
Will: What does a combine do?
Chase: A tombine tuts torn. (A combine cuts corn)
(And on Sunday he chewed out our cute neighbor when she said a combine was a tractor- apparently-at least in Chase's mind- they are NOT the same thing.)
To Santa: Where are your elves? Where is your reindeer? Where is your sled? In my books you have elves and reindeer and a sled? Where are the toys?
Every time I ask him what we are celebrating he says, "Jesus".
Mommy! Daddy is playing on the ipad! And he's NOT EVEN WORKING! He's not working Mommy!
(Can you guess why Ben told Chase that he couldn't use the ipad this particular morning?)
Chase: A Tombine. (Combine)
Will: What does a combine do?
Chase: A tombine tuts torn. (A combine cuts corn)
(And on Sunday he chewed out our cute neighbor when she said a combine was a tractor- apparently-at least in Chase's mind- they are NOT the same thing.)
To Santa: Where are your elves? Where is your reindeer? Where is your sled? In my books you have elves and reindeer and a sled? Where are the toys?
Every time I ask him what we are celebrating he says, "Jesus".
Mommy! Daddy is playing on the ipad! And he's NOT EVEN WORKING! He's not working Mommy!
(Can you guess why Ben told Chase that he couldn't use the ipad this particular morning?)
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